My Magic Wand

Sometimes I really wish I could wave around a magic wand like Glenda the Good Witch and my entire apartment would be clean, all the chores for the day would be done and dinner would be ready. I wouldn't even mind being able to wiggle my nose like Samantha and seeing all the bills get paid or blinking my eyes like Jeannie and seeing all the laundry washed, dried, folded and put away. Unfortunately, I have no magical powers, no wand and no wiggling nose. I do have a Dirt Devil and a wooden spoon, my own wands of sorts...tools of the mommy-trade!